Oi, It’d only takes one hand to throttle you. Watch your step.
Sigh, Oliver. I actually like Tom, I haven’t slept with him or any of that and I took him on a proper date and everything tonight. I’m not going to hurt him, mate. And if I do, then I want you to hurt me because he doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.
IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO MENTION, JORDAN?
….Don’t kill me please. I’m too young to die.
OF COURSE HE COMES BACK JUST THEN GOD DAMN IT.
Get some fucking picholls then. HA. Im gr8
I’m not sure why we’re even friends, to be fuckin honest mate.
I want some fucking pickles now because I sat here for decades rhyming things with nicholls. And pickles (picholls) was the best I could come up with. UGH.
I may or may not fall asleep with the laptop soon. Probably will. I’m tired. But if I do, I’ll be back. xx.