sykopathy:

Oi, It’d only takes one hand to throttle you. Watch your step.

Sigh, Oliver. I actually like Tom, I haven’t slept with him or any of that and I took him on a proper date and everything tonight. I’m not going to hurt him, mate. And if I do, then I want you to hurt me because he doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

(Source: jordanblowfish)

sykopathy:

IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANTED TO MENTION, JORDAN?

….Don’t kill me please. I’m too young to die.

(Source: jordanblowfish)

OF COURSE HE COMES BACK JUST THEN GOD DAMN IT.

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thecrooked-youth:

That’s not nice.

I’m sorry. Forgive me my love~

(Source: jordanblowfish)

Get some fucking picholls then. HA. Im gr8

I’m not sure why we’re even friends, to be fuckin honest mate.

I want some fucking pickles now because I sat here for decades rhyming things with nicholls. And pickles (picholls) was the best I could come up with. UGH.

lol no.

I may or may not fall asleep with the laptop soon. Probably will. I’m tired. But if I do, I’ll be back. xx.